The hilarious death of Pythagoras

In maths, there is a tricky piece of work called Pythagoras' theorem. It sum it up for any dyscalculiacs (a person who has dyscalculia which makes maths difficult for them), the square of the hypotenuse of a right angle triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides. It's quite a difficult geometry function.
Anyhow the man who came up with it, a Greek philosopher named Pythagoras met a rather hilarious end. It started when Pythagoras started a new philosophical religion called Pythagoreanism which had quite a set of unusual rules like: 1. Don't touch a white cockral.
2. Never stand on your fingernail clippings.
3. Never ever touch beans.
Why beans? Well, Pythagoras believed that the bean contain within it a new view of the cosmos and eating the bean, let alone interacting with one ran the risk of allowing it to infiltrate into every aspect of the person's beliefs and causing their ties to the world to be improper.
However, much like most students in the modern world don't like his confusing theorem, not everyone in Ancient Greece liked Pythagoras' group and some of them wanted him dead. This culminated in Pythagoras being chased by an angry mob when the quite unfit Pythagoras came across a bean field, his philosophy's cardinal sin and as he refused to go into it, the angry mob caught up with him and killed him in the year 495BCE.